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Fashion Frenzy

So it's the week of Labor Day Weekend and over half of my staff is on vacation which means that the 4 hats (Creative director, Executive assistant, H.R. Manager and Leather Queen) that I wear on the reg have now become 10 if you include Shipping, Personal Assistant, Production, Accounts Receivable, Accounts Payable and of course the Janitor.

Every five minutes there is a designer walking through the door looking for some last minute leather for their runway pieces- so trying to post a new blog entry, peeing, eating lunch or having time to place orders that are just sitting on my desk for upwards of 250 thousand feet is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. Oh did I mention that my air conditioner is on the fritz and its like 150 degrees out?

Every single time the door bell rings I get this feeling like I'm going to crawl out of my skin.

In the last three hours I've worked with;

Nanette Lepore
Alexander Wang
Rebecca Taylor
Jill Stuart
Prabal Gurung
Adam Lippes
Alice + Olivia
J. Crew
Morgan Le Fay
Men In Black 3

I've been holding in my pee for hours... Great, all I need is a UTI before fashion week.

I'm so very thankful that it's busy, Its just INSANE that it's the busiest time of the year and I'm Pretty Much ALONE!!!!

I hope that our staff is enjoying their week on the beach. NOT!

Pray for me.


Sam Jones


  1. ah, so it's not sweet little gilt chairs and lovely hand kissing ...


  2. Hey Sam! Great Picture of you. Good Luck and be sure to make a sissy!!