It my be the end of summer but its still hot as balls out. Thank GOD for my eyelash extentions (by Envious Lashes) or I'd look like a rabid raccoon. The fall couldn't get here fast enough but until then, I've compiled (yet another list) of Sweltering Hot Weather necessities that will indubitably help curb your grossness factor.
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| Burt's Bees Baby Powder (To keep your legs from sticking together and more importantly; keeping your Veej so fresh so clean) |
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| Laura Mercier Tinted Moisturizer (Cause you do NOT want your makeup oozing off your skin. Ew.) |
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| Papier Poudre Oil Blotting Papers (Don't leave home without em)  (This is the PERFECT sent for a woman on a super hot day, it smells like heaven and feels feels so refreshing, really)  (You will not want to leave your shower but even when you do, you'll feel fresh all day long)  (Feel sexy and free in a light airy dress that isn't clingy but defines your waist and WEAR HEELS even if they are wedges- NO FUCKING crocs or flip flops unless your going to a picnic or the beach and even then I'd pass on the crocs.)  Messy bun, twist, lose pony tail- anything's better then your hair on your shoulders. -And last but not least -take a shower in the morning AND before you go to sleep. And be a little generous with the deoderant will ya? LOVE!!!!!! xxx Sam Jones |
Rabid raccoon...I spit out my juice! I keep my lotions and summer perfume in the fridge. Love the cool factor...Also good for a hangover.
ReplyDeleteGreat post again
ReplyDeletewhen you say rocket dog do you mean the brand or the style like a converse ?
ReplyDelete- Raul Vortato
I DONT AGREE WITH SHOWERING TWICE A DAY -- YOURE SUPPOSED TO SHOWER BI-DAILY. LOOK IT UP.
ReplyDeleteTHE OILS IN YOUR SKIN NEED TIME TO RENEW. SHOWERING TWICE DAILY STRIPS YOUR OILS.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Bi-Daily mean twice a day? Once in the morn and once before bed wouldn't be bi daily?
ReplyDeleteHi Raul, by rocket dog's I mean the plastic shoes with the holes. :)
ReplyDeletehi sam -- does that inclue crocs? what guys can guys wear crocs to the beach or on a boat
ReplyDelete- Raul Vortato
WAHAHAHA SAM NO BI-DAILY IS EVERY OTHER DAY. YOU NEED TO KEEP THOSE ESSENTIAL OILS AND NOT DRY OUT YOUR HAIR AND SKIN. NEVER TAKE MORE THAN A 5 MINUTE SHOWER EVERY OTHER DAY.
ReplyDeleteSamantha do you think short guys should wear hidden lifts? Some of my friends think its a good idea. I'm only 5 foot 6. It's hard to compete with girls like you that promote heels so hardcore. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteRaul- Oh fuck, I meant crocs. Updating the blog, thanks for that. Yes perfect for a man to wear fishing, boating, around the casa, on the beach, in the hamps or on a shore. NEVER to dinner, ever.
ReplyDeleteBen- I think that it's okay for a man to wear lifts. If I was a guy I would. But take it from me, If a guy is cool, funny, bright and attractive, height isn't a big deal.
I have a bear that is 1 foot 1. he NEVER complains about height. maybe ben you should take after my bear and NEVER complain about it again. You could be 1.
ReplyDeleteyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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eyelash extensions?
one word.
Latisse. Now.
A word about crocs: i never thought they would look good at work but they are very relaxed. many people at work compliment me on them. i do wear them to dinners all the time.
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